CNN's Campbell Brown constantly on a tilt

22 January 2009 by David in David's Personal Life, Television

Campbell Brown, the anchor of CNN’s No Bias, No Bull, just can’t seem to sit up straight. I end up watching a ton of her show on mute at the gym. You know, you get on the treadmills ellipticals and always forget your headphones so you’re stuck watching a ton of TV at basically the same time of day without actually hearing anything. (I’ve watched a lot of MythBusters, The Hills, and Survivor.)

Anyway, since I can’t hear Ms. Brown talk, I do a lot of visual deconstruction of her show (CNN recently changed their graphics!), and I’ve started to notice that she is perpetually on a lean. It’s like there’s a permanent crick in her neck.

I tell you what probably really happened: She wanted to look “down to earth” and “casual” to her No Bias, No Bull viewers and adopted a semi-slouch look. Instead, I always find myself leaning my head so I’m somewhat crooked in order to make her look straight. Check it out:

CNN's Campbell Brown seems to always be on a tilt

CNN's Campbell Brown seems to always be on a tilt


See what I’m talking about? Don’t worry; I have more proof, complete with technical drawings:

Exhibit 1

Campbell "The Tilt Machine" Brown

Exhibit 2

Campbell "Neck Crick" Brown

Exhibit 3

Campbell "Hard Turn" Brown

Exhibit 4

Campbell "Angle Anchor" Brown

Anyway, I love you, Campbell, but I’m glad your tilt hasn’t caused me to tumble off the treadmill yet, but I’ll be damned if it does. Campbell Brown, 1; Me, 0.

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  1. 22
    At 1:33 pm, Jason Armstrong dropped:  

    And her left shoulder is also higher than her right. Scoleosis? Hunchback? (ala Notre Dame) Hmmmm…

  2. 22
    At 3:04 pm, Kapachino dropped:  

    Ah, the things we find to blog about!

  3. 22
    At 11:08 pm, kate dropped:  

    I don’t know if it has anything to do with it, but she is pregnant.

  4. 24
    At 10:35 am, Seacrest! dropped:  

    Taking a little vacation i see. Here’s an idea save up like 2 days worth of twittering and post it here.

  5. 9
    At 10:32 pm, Jerri dropped:  

    It’s so awesome that you noticed this! I love the examples. hahahaha! I miss you, David!

  6. 17
    At 9:49 pm, Susie dropped:  

    I was watching Campbell Brown tonight and her neck was literally bulging out on the left side. It was freakish and made my stomach somewhat nauseated.

  7. 1
    At 3:54 pm, Fayza dropped:  

    All she really needs is some V8. She shoulda learned that in the 80s.

  8. 13
    At 7:00 pm, jeff sweet dropped:  

    For Campbell Brown and the rest of CNN. Use to respect you and to a good degree the libreal point of view. Not any more. The less than ideal,less than moral kindness by this so called libreal press is horrible. With Mr Obamba, enjoy your 30 minutes of fame. If I were to lower myself to your thinking, I will be sending hate mail to your childern with a smile while I taxed you to death. Enjoy life, but as I see your life it is nothing to enjoy.

    Jeff

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