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I feel like introductions are trite. I’m just going to go right ahead and let you know some things that happened to me at school.

• A kindergartener peed his pants today and was standing in the office looking really angry. I secretly hoped someone peed on him, but alas he did it himself. When he was asked why he was so angry he replied, “It’s the school’s fault! They won’t let me go to the restroom!”
• Me and some second graders were waiting in my classroom while pictures were being taken in the commons. One boy said, “Awww man! There are only two guys in here.” Then the quiet Mormon girl quietly stated, “I know. Plus there’s two black people.”
• A kid in eighth grade with really curly hair got his hair straightened.
• That same kid told the corny joke, “A fish swam into a wall and said, ‘Dam.’”
• The crazy music teacher from New Orleans threw a chicken wing bone into the hallway. It grossed out JW.
• Kids have a bad habit of answering the question, “Hey, what’s up man?” with the reply of, “Good.”